Every morning I grab a cup of decaf and troll my favourite websites for news and oddities. Most of the time it’s an informative and entertaining experience, but every so often it’s just nasty. This morning was one of those mornings where a healthy appetite went out the window. Why?
I would like to throw up but, because it’s before breakfast, don’t fancy the taste of bile this early in the day. Those things make The Stonner (without the chips, of course) look healthy. Maybe I’ll try a banana later, but not now.