oh. my. god.

This is, quite possibly, the vilest recipe I have had the misfortune to come across. Ingredients include:

1 large bag of pork rinds
1 brick of Velveeta Cheese
1/4 cup sour cream
6 slices of crispy bacon
1 small onion
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 jalapeno peppers
1/2 bag of chocolate chips (butterscotch chips may be substituted)

I’m nauseous just reading that. Thank god there are no pictures. At least you can supplement the pork rinds and cheese goodness with hints of chocolate or butterscotch. On second thought, I’m tempted to make it and take pictures so I can satisfy your curiousity (and mine) of what something this nasty actually looks like, and to give us all nightmares for a couple months.

Thank you interweeb, for sharing these dark secrets.

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Actually, most of Bert Christensen’s Weird & Different Recipes is pretty entertaining. Do check it out.

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Also, a variation, from the Low-carb Cooking site. Really, it’s a health food.