And in this corner, wearing the black trunks and weighing in at nine pounds, seven ounces, please welcome, the new arrival, the wonder of wonders, Zoe’s new champeeen… Jacob… Fry… Trotta!!!
Jacob entered the world on Bastille Day at 16:50 eastern, and joins his big sister Zoe in one of the coolest families on the face of the planet. Congrats to papa Walt, and even bigger congrats to Lee, who was sick and #%^*&%#* tired of Jacob’s daily calisthenics. Here’s hoping the next three months of sleepless nights go by right quick.