{"id":96,"date":"2004-09-19T12:37:38","date_gmt":"2004-09-19T16:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=96"},"modified":"2004-09-19T12:37:38","modified_gmt":"2004-09-19T16:37:38","slug":"things-to-remember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2004\/09\/19\/things-to-remember\/","title":{"rendered":"things to remember"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>stretch<\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t attempt to catch the disc with your upper lip<\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;re not old, you just feel that way<\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t expect sympathy<\/li>\n<li>Advil is your friend<\/li>\n<li>stretch again<\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t think about why you&#8217;re doing it, just do it<\/li>\n<li>your brain will always lose the argument with your body<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stretch don&#8217;t attempt to catch the disc with your upper lip you&#8217;re not old, you just feel that way don&#8217;t expect sympathy Advil is your friend stretch again don&#8217;t think about why you&#8217;re doing it, just do it your brain will always lose the argument with your body<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}