{"id":582,"date":"2007-01-13T17:13:57","date_gmt":"2007-01-13T22:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/?p=582"},"modified":"2007-01-13T17:13:57","modified_gmt":"2007-01-13T22:13:57","slug":"how-i-amused-myself-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2007\/01\/13\/how-i-amused-myself-today\/","title":{"rendered":"how I amused myself today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;ve had quite enough of vapid, fanboy coverage of Macworld and CES by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/\">regular<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/\">distractions<\/a>, I had to find something on the weeb that would keep me entertained. Surprisingly, I accomplished this. Interested? Tough shit, I&#8217;ll tell you anyways.<\/p>\n<p>Go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.superbowlxli.org\/home.html\">this site<\/a>. Skip the intro, unless you have a coconut fetish. TURN OFF THE MUSIC by clicking on the orange button in the upper-right hand corner. Now, run your mouse pointer back and forth over the referee icons as fast as you can.<\/p>\n<p>Sounds like the martian ships from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0046534\/\">War of the Worlds<\/a> and other <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0052077\/\">bad<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0047573\/\">scifi<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0049223\/\" title=\"actually, this one was pretty fooking sweet\">movies<\/a> of the fifties and sixties, don&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s how I amused myself today (ok, not really, but it was kind of funny for about 13.7 seconds).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;ve had quite enough of vapid, fanboy coverage of Macworld and CES by the regular distractions, I had to find something on the weeb that would keep me entertained. Surprisingly, I accomplished this. Interested? Tough shit, I&#8217;ll tell you anyways. Go to this site. Skip the intro, unless you have a coconut fetish. TURN [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13,15,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-good-to-know","category-humour","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}