{"id":533,"date":"2006-08-13T20:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-14T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=533"},"modified":"2006-08-13T20:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-14T00:01:00","slug":"dear-guy-two-rows-back-and-across-the-aisle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2006\/08\/13\/dear-guy-two-rows-back-and-across-the-aisle\/","title":{"rendered":"dear guy two rows back and across the aisle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care about your job at Scotia Capital.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care about how great you are and how many houses you own and how people inside Scotia Capital are fighting for your brainpan.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care about your views on the technology sector, especially since you clearly don&#8217;t understand a thing about it.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to hear the 4,837 reasons you have on how leaving Calgary for Toronto is hard.<\/p>\n<p>You have been talking non-stop since we boarded. I forgot my iPod so can&#8217;t drown you out.<\/p>\n<p>For the love of dog, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!<\/p>\n<p>Since I can&#8217;t say it to him politely, I&#8217;ll just type it.<\/p>\n<p>There. I feel better. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Update: 10min after I typed this, the poor guy who was stuck beside him moved to the very back of the train car. It was nice and quiet after that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care about your job at Scotia Capital. I don&#8217;t care about how great you are and how many houses you own and how people inside Scotia Capital are fighting for your brainpan. I don&#8217;t care about your views on the technology sector, especially since you clearly don&#8217;t understand a thing about it. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}