{"id":528,"date":"2006-07-31T11:38:30","date_gmt":"2006-07-31T15:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=528"},"modified":"2006-07-31T11:38:30","modified_gmt":"2006-07-31T15:38:30","slug":"two-nuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2006\/07\/31\/two-nuns\/","title":{"rendered":"two nuns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.<\/p>\n<p>One leans over to the other and says, &#8220;I have never come this way before.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The other nun whispers, &#8220;It&#8217;s the cobblestones.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(from stickboy)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome. One leans over to the other and says, &#8220;I have never come this way before.&#8221; The other nun whispers, &#8220;It&#8217;s the cobblestones.&#8221; (from stickboy)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}