{"id":487,"date":"2006-05-26T17:06:39","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T21:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=487"},"modified":"2006-05-26T17:06:39","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T21:06:39","slug":"friday-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2006\/05\/26\/friday-night\/","title":{"rendered":"friday night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always thought the MTV version of Big Brother was the most vacuous, no-talent, inane, and worthless piece of shit I ever had the misfortune to channel-surf through. Turns out I was mistaken; the origin of the show is much, much worse.<\/p>\n<p>Think Glitter meets a Paris Hilton memoirs docukmentary combined with a Jenny Craig infomercial, a Moby video, and an Abercrombie Fitch advertising campaign.<\/p>\n<p>I shall rinse my brain with bleach, and that&#8217;s after less than 30 seconds. I must find a book store, &#8217;cause surfing through the four channels at the hotel just doesn&#8217;t pass much time, and I&#8217;m done the four books I brought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always thought the MTV version of Big Brother was the most vacuous, no-talent, inane, and worthless piece of shit I ever had the misfortune to channel-surf through. Turns out I was mistaken; the origin of the show is much, much worse. Think Glitter meets a Paris Hilton memoirs docukmentary combined with a Jenny Craig [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}