{"id":481,"date":"2006-05-22T14:46:08","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T18:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=481"},"modified":"2006-05-22T14:46:08","modified_gmt":"2006-05-22T18:46:08","slug":"fat-guy-no-little-coat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2006\/05\/22\/fat-guy-no-little-coat\/","title":{"rendered":"fat guy, no little coat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the way to my client site this morning the gym next door was handing out pamphlets on their professional fitness trainers. As props, they had a &#8220;before&#8221; and &#8220;after&#8221; person. The &#8220;after&#8221; was in great shape, the &#8220;before&#8221; looked like he weighed about 400 pounds, and was drinking a beer (it was 8:15am). I took out my camera to snap a pic, and he saw me and shouted &#8220;you take a fucking picture, I&#8217;m gonna get up and sit on you. mark my words, you don&#8217;t want to take my fucking picture.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I saw the wisdom in his words, and didn&#8217;t take a picture. I&#8217;m hoping he&#8217;ll be back tomorrow so I can get a running start.<\/p>\n<p>After a rough start last night (really, really long customs line and the Heathrow Express ticketing machine ate my only credit card), things went really well today. I like my client; they&#8217;re sharp and know exactly what our product strengths and weaknesses are, and I can actually help them with a couple problems they&#8217;re having. Back at the home office, another one of my team resigned last week, and our director let us know today that his last day was Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Things to think about. Sunny (hah hah) London is treating me well, and I&#8217;ll be getting up early tomorrow to go for a walk and (hopefully) snap some pics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the way to my client site this morning the gym next door was handing out pamphlets on their professional fitness trainers. As props, they had a &#8220;before&#8221; and &#8220;after&#8221; person. The &#8220;after&#8221; was in great shape, the &#8220;before&#8221; looked like he weighed about 400 pounds, and was drinking a beer (it was 8:15am). I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}