{"id":378,"date":"2005-11-19T10:44:43","date_gmt":"2005-11-19T14:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=378"},"modified":"2005-11-19T10:44:43","modified_gmt":"2005-11-19T14:44:43","slug":"blowjob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2005\/11\/19\/blowjob\/","title":{"rendered":"blowjob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My latest travels through SFO redirected me through GE&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geindustrial.com\/ge-interlogix\/iontrack\/prod_entryscan.html\">EntryScan<\/a> explosives detector as part of the pre-flight security screening. I don&#8217;t know if there is any selection criteria for folks to go through this test, and I&#8217;m pretty sure it was because the operator was bored as there were virtually no people going through screening at the time. In any event, I had to walk through it.<\/p>\n<p>The machine at SFO is an earlier model, and is essentially a purple and grey arch with a little &#8220;walk\/don&#8217;t walk&#8221; sign on the entrance and inside the machine. You step into the arch-both the entrance and exit are open throughout the process-the &#8220;walk&#8221; sign changes to &#8220;don&#8217;t walk&#8221; (kinda like a car wash), and you&#8217;re hit by a punch of puffs of compressed air which are sucked up by a number of ports within the arch. The working theory is that the compressed air will dislodge particulate matter from your clothes and\/or body, and will be hoovered up for analysis. If there are compounds used in explosives, the operator will be alerted and the cavity searches will begin.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t have any bad mojo the little sign changes to &#8220;walk&#8221; after about 10 seconds and you&#8217;re done. I was wondering if the nextGen version would add automatic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thatvideosite.com\/view\/715.html\" title=\"Dumbass\">tasing<\/a> on a positive result. Something to think about, I guess. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My latest travels through SFO redirected me through GE&#8217;s EntryScan explosives detector as part of the pre-flight security screening. I don&#8217;t know if there is any selection criteria for folks to go through this test, and I&#8217;m pretty sure it was because the operator was bored as there were virtually no people going through screening [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}