{"id":362,"date":"2005-10-07T09:07:05","date_gmt":"2005-10-07T13:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=362"},"modified":"2005-10-07T09:07:05","modified_gmt":"2005-10-07T13:07:05","slug":"cheese-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2005\/10\/07\/cheese-please\/","title":{"rendered":"cheese, please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Urk. There&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amalah.com\/photos\/the_company_cookbook\/\">company cook book<\/a> floating around out there, somewhere, that seems to be built on cheese. It has recipes for breafast through dinner, and a desert or two. The recipes aren&#8217;t posted, but someone&#8217;s scanned the the lurvley pictures and added brief summaries like this one, for &#8220;orange fluff&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ok, before you laugh, please know that the chef says, &#8220;This recipe was handed down from my grandmother and has been in the family for years.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The recipe is basically two boxes of orange jello and a carton of Cool Whip.<\/p>\n<p>Now you can laugh.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Qwality entertainment via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memepool.com\">memepool<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>update:<\/b> the rest of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amalah.com\">Amy&#8217;s blog<\/a> is definitely worth the visit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Urk. There&#8217;s a company cook book floating around out there, somewhere, that seems to be built on cheese. It has recipes for breafast through dinner, and a desert or two. The recipes aren&#8217;t posted, but someone&#8217;s scanned the the lurvley pictures and added brief summaries like this one, for &#8220;orange fluff&#8221;: Ok, before you laugh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,12,15,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-general","category-humour","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}