{"id":311,"date":"2005-07-29T12:01:30","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T16:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=311"},"modified":"2005-07-29T12:01:30","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T16:01:30","slug":"monkeys-with-bagels-doing-taxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2005\/07\/29\/monkeys-with-bagels-doing-taxes\/","title":{"rendered":"monkeys with bagels doing taxes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As Ev says, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.monkeybagel.com\/shit.html\" title=\"You just know most finance departments are like this\">quite possibly the funniest thing I&#8217;ve read on the internet in ages<\/a>&#8221;. I know I&#8217;ve been on projects like this one, and I think the sysadmin capitulating to the monkey&#8217;s demands is pretty much spot on. It reminds me of a call I had yesterday with an individual who had made up their mind and didn&#8217;t want to listen to anything other than their preconceived ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Funny shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Ev says, &#8220;quite possibly the funniest thing I&#8217;ve read on the internet in ages&#8221;. I know I&#8217;ve been on projects like this one, and I think the sysadmin capitulating to the monkey&#8217;s demands is pretty much spot on. It reminds me of a call I had yesterday with an individual who had made up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}