{"id":30,"date":"2004-02-02T21:00:13","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T01:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2004-02-02T21:00:13","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T01:00:13","slug":"sign-this-and-youll-be-certified-100-ethical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2004\/02\/02\/sign-this-and-youll-be-certified-100-ethical\/","title":{"rendered":"sign this, and you&#8217;ll be certified 100% ethical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nOh yeah, forgot to mention, I wrote a <a href=\"http:\/\/pintday.org\/archive\/20040120.shtml\" title=\"Mmm... contracted ethics\">piece<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/pintday.org\/\" title=\"I rant because I can\">Pintday<\/a> a couple weeks back that I was proud of. It doesn&#8217;t happen very often.\n<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in Toronto. Toronto sucks. Actually, Toronto doesn&#8217;t suck, just a bunch (but certainly nowhere near all) of the people here do. That fucking retard of a bartender at Traders who doesn&#8217;t understand how to pour a Guinness properly is one of them. Ah well, I&#8217;ll be gone tomorrow, so really, what do I care?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yeah, forgot to mention, I wrote a piece for Pintday a couple weeks back that I was proud of. It doesn&#8217;t happen very often. I&#8217;m in Toronto. Toronto sucks. Actually, Toronto doesn&#8217;t suck, just a bunch (but certainly nowhere near all) of the people here do. That fucking retard of a bartender at Traders [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}