This one has been going around. I don’t remember seeing it before, but it’s probably an oldie. It made me laugh, and I think my faves are “Paranoid” and “Obsessive Compulsive Disorder”. <\/p>\n
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?<\/p>\n
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are<\/p>\n
Amnesia: I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas<\/p>\n
Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me<\/p>\n
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
\nOffice and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…<\/p>\n
Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me<\/p>\n
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire<\/p>\n
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why<\/p>\n
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells<\/p>\n
Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House<\/p>\n
Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe<\/p>\n
Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House<\/p>\n
Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This one has been going around. I don’t remember seeing it before, but it’s probably an oldie. It made me laugh, and I think my faves are “Paranoid” and “Obsessive Compulsive Disorder”. Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia: I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}