{"id":112,"date":"2004-10-15T16:57:16","date_gmt":"2004-10-15T20:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/blog\/?p=112"},"modified":"2004-10-15T16:57:16","modified_gmt":"2004-10-15T20:57:16","slug":"friday-kneecap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/2004\/10\/15\/friday-kneecap\/","title":{"rendered":"friday kneecap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To all the people that realize &#8220;oh, shit, it&#8217;s the end of the week&#8221; and then forward escalations they&#8217;ve been sitting on all week to me at 4:30pm on a Friday afternoon: &#8220;if you see me with a ball peen hammer or adze and I&#8217;m walking towards you, it&#8217;s best get as far away from me as possible&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Honest to god, can you not at least tell me about the issues first thing in the morning? I currently have no fewer than three escalations which have been dropped on my plate in the last 25 minutes. I can also guarantee when I call back in 45 minutes reporting everything done, those people will be nowhere to be found after successfully transferring responsibility to someone else.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, we go for the gusto, and thank their bosses for the dedication of the reps they manage. Good thing I don&#8217;t have to be anywhere before 6:30.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all the people that realize &#8220;oh, shit, it&#8217;s the end of the week&#8221; and then forward escalations they&#8217;ve been sitting on all week to me at 4:30pm on a Friday afternoon: &#8220;if you see me with a ball peen hammer or adze and I&#8217;m walking towards you, it&#8217;s best get as far away from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kev.needham.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}